It's not too early!

To start thinking about holiday shopping, that is! And, if you have a little girl or two in your house, there's a good chance some Polly Pockets might be on the list. Recently, at the local Target, we happened on the Polly Pocket aisle, and I spied this little nugget. It's Disssco Rick, a boy Polly Pocket, who wears a pink shirt, leather pants, and hangs out in a DJ booth mixing music. Okay, I'm an open-minded dude that can try to dig this:
Oh, but what's that? Who's Disssco Rick's little sidekick? None other than a little gerbil. Are you freakin kidding me?!?!? But at least the little animal is wearing a harness. Hmmm, he seems to be smiling, too. And what exactly is he looking at?
Yeah, don't you worry about Grace; this little chestnut won't be entering Casa del D! Little Rickssster will have to fine another funky fresh house to chill out in. Clay probably has some extra room, though his new child is probably a bit young for the small parts.

That is all, please carry about your business.