Thursday, March 13, 2008

When I die

I hope it's on the set of Days of Our Lives. That way I will come back in a few weeks or months, completely unchanged, save for a handsome tan (and more money from the contract renegotiation). And the best part? It won't take long for me to figure out what I missed and pick back up into life. Unless, of course, I have amnesia or have been turned into a killing zombie by Stefano DeMerra.

There's a down side: Mendy will likely have remarried at least once, and "had relations" with several people, including one villain and possibly one suspected family member (later discovered to be a vagrant, or something). That's just the way it rolls at DoOL. If we did get back together, raising her love child would only take about 4 years from birth to college, so that's a big plus.

Today will round out day number 13 of training, and usher in a sweet, sweet rest day tomorrow. I wonder if I'm getting slap-happy yet? Nah, couldn't be. I think I'm going from general soreness to general numbness. Either that, or my body is adapting to the new level of training, which is much better. The weather is looking AWESOME right now, and coupled with the time change I'm likely to be doing a lot more out in the fo really reals world.


This may be the last journal entry until we get back with race reports, so we'll see you then! Mendy's gonna do GREAT, and I know she can meet and exceed her goals. Eye of the tiger! And to any body else racing this weekend, go kick it's butt! Leave it all on the course so you don't come back with regrets. And for the rest: train hard and have some fun. Hopefully our northern neighbors (Lily, this means you) will start to see a break from the snow soon!

16 comments:

Mendy said...

Don't let my nasty DOOL watching obsession get out!

He really didn't die this time. Stefano took him, hid him, and erased his memories, so he's not the same "John" as we all know and love.

You know he is one of my favorites. I bowled with him back in the 80's. :0 here in G'ville.

YAH! FOR rest day tomorrow. and PI Sat!!!!! Damn, I'm tired. I was just telling Chris - I'm so ready for today's run to be over with.

Wes said...

Have a great race y'all. Soap Opera's are like opium. They dull the mind and senses :-)

Chris said...

Parris Island, here we come! :-) Hopefully I will get to meet the man behind the blog. Have a safe trip! I'm swimming @ 9:40am

Chris

Marcy said...

Oh my gawwwddd ROFLMAO!! You know David, I can't even believe that you know about DOOL. I haven't watched soaps in years. It's your late night obsession, isn't it? :P

Good luck to Mendy!! WHOOO HOOO!!

Eric said...

Days of Our Lives? Seriously dude, and you want to crack on me for ironing my wife's clothes? What's up with that, Soap-boy!

Marcy said...

What?!? You too?! I'm sorry homie! I'm such a poop bag. You have to SHOUT IT OUT LOUD for me to know :P I'll add you :-) Gawd next time tell me :P

Marcy said...

Nah not even close. I know this as factual information. She'll even admit to it HAHAHA

But I WILL say that she could probably kick my butt in Wii, fo sho!

J~Mom said...

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA this post is just nuts!! Too funny!!!!!! My only soap right now is Grey's Anatomy but I have been hopelessly hooked in the past! I like the raising kids in four years! LOL

GOOD LUCK THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!! You guys are going to do awesome!!!!!

Chad in the Arizona Desert said...

Ok, if my only two choices are to die or to come back and be stuck in daytime porn, I'm going to opt for the long dirt nap...thank's for playing.

Good luck with the race this weekend. I'm sure Mendy will do awesome.

Lily on the Road said...

Good Luck, Best Wishes and I'll be waiting to hear about Mendy's love child that will be raised within 4 years...hope that won't interfere with your training too much Mendy!

In general, hope your soreness and numbness doesn't amount to a trip over to "General Hospital", because I have always figured you two to be "young and restless"...I know you'll be part of the "bold and the beautiful" this weekend....you two will rock...

Go Kick Some Butt!

Marcy said...

Dude, stop the presses. You and Mendy need to switch over to One Life To Live on May 8-9th. Why? Because his one and only greatness Snoop Dogg will make a cameo appearance. ROFLMAO! I'm being serious.

teacherwoman said...

Good luck this weekend! You both are going to do awesome! :)

Marcy said...

Dude, I look like a stalker :P Where's the report?

And yes I was speaking "Asian" to Lisa :P

Mendy said...

Agree! Marcy! Where's it at David. You did terrific!

Lily on the Road said...

I'm stalking behind Marcy....and I don't speak asian, hahahaha,

;-X

Lily

The 311 Boys Mom said...

I'm more of a GH girl......so you'd be LUKE & Mendy could be Laura & you'd steel her away from Scotty BAlwin---AT THE ALTER. . . .and then when she's older & crazy & doesn't recognize anyone, she'll remember you & still love you.

I miss GH.

stupid job.....I hate work