Thursday, October 16, 2008

It's not too early!

To start thinking about holiday shopping, that is! And, if you have a little girl or two in your house, there's a good chance some Polly Pockets might be on the list. Recently, at the local Target, we happened on the Polly Pocket aisle, and I spied this little nugget. It's Disssco Rick, a boy Polly Pocket, who wears a pink shirt, leather pants, and hangs out in a DJ booth mixing music. Okay, I'm an open-minded dude that can try to dig this:
Oh, but what's that? Who's Disssco Rick's little sidekick? None other than a little gerbil. Are you freakin kidding me?!?!? But at least the little animal is wearing a harness. Hmmm, he seems to be smiling, too. And what exactly is he looking at?
Yeah, don't you worry about Grace; this little chestnut won't be entering Casa del D! Little Rickssster will have to fine another funky fresh house to chill out in. Clay probably has some extra room, though his new child is probably a bit young for the small parts.

That is all, please carry about your business.

14 comments:

Kevin said...

OMG. I am glad I read this while at home. I busted out laughing.

Jess said...

The gerbil is really weirding me out.

Erin Leigh said...

For real?? Someone is so getting fired for letting this one get by them.

Marcy said...

Looking at? It looks like he's *sniffing* :-X

G-Man said...

If there was a triathlon where you swam, biked and then wrote about funny crap - you'd be the man to beat! I nearly peed myself. Thanks for brightening a dreary Friday.

G

P.S. Just don't ever think you can beat me in the bike, run, eat-a-gallon-of-ice-cream triathlon...

Chad in the AZ Desert said...

I'm so glad I have three boys...

Wes said...

ROFL... Yea, the harness is to make sure the little critter doesn't get lost in dark places. Good Lord!!!

teacherwoman said...

Why a gerbil? That is too freakin' weird.

josslynsmom said...

Ewwwwwwwwww. I was grossed out just when you said leather pants! Ick.

Paul said...

Dude that is weird! You coming out anytime soon?

J~Mom said...

I have NO words for that!!!

Neese said...

yikes that's bizarre

Gotta Run said...

G-man told me this post was a must read.... how did I miss it.

YOU ARE SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!!

Way to protect Grace :)

sunshine said...

Oh dear... a gerbil... YIKES!