Showing posts with label peeps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label peeps. Show all posts

Friday, March 21, 2008

Easter address to the blognation

I hope everyone rounded out their week nicely, and I wish everyone a wonderful Easter. As I stray briefly from the true meaning, I have a rant.

Peeps are one thing: small, yellow, marshmallow, chick-shaped treats. They aren't purple, pink, bunny-shaped, or anything else. They CERTAINLY aren't snowmen or some other perversion of the original intent. Do not celebrate these other fake "peeps", or you too shall suffer their fate. Embrace the not-from-nature yellow hue, adore the cutesy shape, and cherish the marshmallowey goodness. And, for a special treat, open the package and don't touch them for at least 3 days, but 10 is better. Peeps mature when open to air, and become much more enjoyable when more firm.

Peeps compete closely with strawberry (is there any other?) Twizzlers for the best candy ever! Scooter would agree with me on the Twizzies, though he may have not yet embraced the Peeps. His loss, but probably Jess's gain. Technicolor yellow poopies may not be the best morning greeting for anyone.

That is all, and I bid you a joyous Easter weekend. Just don't slack off too much! ;-)